Monday, January 23, 2006

Mister Tea

Some of my afternoon was taken up with learning all about Mr T. Some of you may not know who Mr T is, if that is the case then please email me for details: karamoon at gmail dot com.

The following facts may be of interest:

- Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

- Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.

- Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

- Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.

- When in the presence of Mr.T a magic-8-ball ALWAYS predicts PAIN!

- Satan sold his soul to Mr. T.

- Mr T tried to break the speed of light in the A-Team van because he wanted to prove that quantum physices was a bunch of Jibba Jabba.

- Mr. T shot J.R

- When Chuck Norris interrupted Mr. T's breakfast of diesel fuel and shovels, Mr. T stood up and Chuck Norris sh1t himself, knowing a roundhouse kick to the face was useless to Mr. T's pity

- Mr T does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Mr T goes killing.

- Mr T counted to infinity - twice.

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mr T

- Mr T ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- When Mr T sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, Mr T has not had to pay taxes ever.

- Mr T can touch MC Hammer.

- Mr T likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "eat", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

- Mr T died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

- Mr T doesn't sleep. He waits

- Mr T has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there

- President Bush did have an exit strategy for the Iraq war. However, Mr T was too busy that day pityin' fools

- If Mr T is late, time better slow it's foolin' ass down

1 comment:

Bal said...

- Mr. T never forgets a face, but with Margaret Thatcher he made an exception.